Two Priests Are Off To The Showers....

**IcePrincess625** · 12-01-2004, 09:19 AM

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.>

Father John says he> has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.> He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.>

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a> statue.> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.>

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.> Startled, he drops a bar of soap.> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".>

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough> he drops the second bar of soap.>

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and> three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells!>

"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!">

**tanner** · 12-01-2004, 09:27 AM

:smt005 Good stuff!!

**Dr Superb** · 12-01-2004, 09:33 AM

haha :smt005

**Dean O** · 12-01-2004, 10:10 AM

:smt005 That almost sounds like a Mo joke there Ice. Only I imagine Mo would have made it sound much nastier.

**cblalock** · 12-01-2004, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Dean O"

[img]/AGE/DesktopModules/YetAnotherForumDotNet/images/emoticons/005.gif[/img] That almost sounds like a Mo joke there Ice. Only I imagine Mo would have made it sound much nastier.

It would've been facial wrinkle cream instead of hand lotion if Mo had been involved.

**Anonymous** · 12-01-2004, 12:03 PM

hahaha :smt005

**jtar** · 12-01-2004, 03:19 PM

Very nice....:smt003

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