Lady Oops' 12 Days of Christmas post reminded me of a good old one...
Seems there was this young man in the Navy that had been at sea for
about 4 months without any shore leave and he was getting a bit
randy. They were headed for Singapore and he couldn't wait to get
there. When they finally arrived he got straight off the boat
with a couple of the older guys that had been there before and they
headed straight to the local house of ill repute. Well, as luck
would have it, our boy picked up a bad case of crotch rot that showed
up about two weeks later as they were headed back to the states.
It was awful....his unit was all black and blue and purple, with yellow
rings around it...a total mess. He went to the doc on the ship
and told him, "Doc, I'm really worried about this...what the hell is
it?" and the doc told him, "Damn, son, I've only seen this a few times
before and I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. We're gonna
have to amputate." Well, our boy says, "No way in HELL am I gonna
let you cut my johnson off...I want a second opinion." The doc
tells him he's got a good friend who's a urologist in Norfolk that he
should go see as soon as they dock. So the second the boat is in
port in Norfolk our boy is off to see the urologist. The
urologist takes one look at his pecker and says, "Son, I'm afraid your
ship's doc was right. We have to amputate." Our boy again
says, "NO WAY IN HELL! You know what? I got this shit in
Singapore, so I'm gonna find me a doctor from Singapore. I bet
he'll know what to do." So, off our boy goes to find a doctor
from Singapore and after about 10 minutes of checking out the yellow
pages, finds one and heads straight to his office. Our boy tells
the doc, "I got this crap from a girl in Singapore, and now both my
ship's doc and a urologist tell me they have to cut my pecker
off! Tell me they're wrong, doc!" So, the doc from
Singapore takes a look at his unit, lifts up the guys sack, and gives
his whole package the once over, twice. Finally, he says, "Oh no,
we no have to amputate!" and our boy gives out a huge sigh of
relief...."Thank God!". The doc then says, "Two, tree day, it
fall off all by itself!"
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Originally Posted by Moefugger"
