Something Silly to end the day with...

[Phoenix1211]

Mine was Tootie Bubble Sniffer

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[IcePrincess625]

Oh Hell No, this was not right.This is an evil post.My name was Fluffy Bubble Sniffer.:smt003

[Vampire 33]

Greasy Giggle Sprinkles reporting in! :goatlove1

[Porphyria Plan]

Snotty Cootie Fanny, diseased as always!

[Anonymous]

hehe... we did this the other day with our kids. my eight year old son started crying when we told him his new name was tootie gizard-squirt. i'm goober gizard-squirt, nice to meet you.

thanks for posting phoenix! :smt003

-tornado

[Anonymous]

Squeezit Bubble Buns. I rock!!

[Moefugger]

I'm Bootie Gerbil Lips....:-s :smt005

[ZenReaper]

Loopy Cootie-Lips, reporting.

[tanner]

Chim-Chim Liver Breath at your services.

[Anonymous]

Squeezit Wafflesniffer? I think not.