No good deed goes unpunished...
Quoted by female Gears player on King of the Hill, "It's like a virgin's cherry, just bust it..."
"I've been swallowing for 30 years, kinda think I'd be pretty good at it" GreeDee while choking on an adult beverage...
Darth Waya during a particularly bad round of Bad Company 2, "Getting a cheevo always makes an ass-raping feel better!"