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10-12-2004, 11:29 AM
<U>Just to clarify, we have some new forum lingo that everyone needs to be aware of...</U>
Porphed
1 - To be corrected by means of multiple posts with multiple links to follow. A high level porphism will cross reference multiple other forums and will even quote the necessary piece to allow the reader to save time and only read the part they should've known in the first place. A porphism must be written with an indignant attitude for maximum effectiveness. Bonus points if the cross reference link is hosted overseas. Maximum points if it has to be translated from Japanese to English prior to posting.
2 - To be dominated in any and every videogame, then have the dominator explain their strategy to you as if you were a 2 year old. Again, many of these tactics have been taken from multiple forums and compiled. If only you weren't so lazy, you could be porphing too.
3 - To have a question of yours answered with disdain and contempt as if you just asked how to spell Cat. This is only considered a porph if the question is complicated and mysterious to everyone but the porpher. Again maximum points for references to forums and links that noone has ever heard of.
Davided
1- To have your picture photoshoped in a way that is humerous to others. See here (see I just used and example of being porphed in my definition, easy huh?)
2- Modifying a pictue that has been submitted or found on the internet to make others laugh out loud while making fun of the target in the picture. Remember that no one is safe.
Nefed
1- To get pwned in all fronts....forums, games, and real life. So far Porph and Froggy are the only ones to get Nefed, but more are getting in line.
2- Any reference to "Tea Time Biotches" while you are pwning on all fronts.
Czaring (Moczared if refering to past tense or an attempt to Nef someone)
1- To string together several words that appear to be a sentence, but have no subject, verb nor predicate. generally a czarism is profanity laden and usually contains inappropriate humor as well.
2- Any referece to a hobbit of any sort (Example....Pink Panties Hobbits)
*thanks CB for providing wonderful examples of this new forum speak throughout AGE*
Porphed
1 - To be corrected by means of multiple posts with multiple links to follow. A high level porphism will cross reference multiple other forums and will even quote the necessary piece to allow the reader to save time and only read the part they should've known in the first place. A porphism must be written with an indignant attitude for maximum effectiveness. Bonus points if the cross reference link is hosted overseas. Maximum points if it has to be translated from Japanese to English prior to posting.
2 - To be dominated in any and every videogame, then have the dominator explain their strategy to you as if you were a 2 year old. Again, many of these tactics have been taken from multiple forums and compiled. If only you weren't so lazy, you could be porphing too.
3 - To have a question of yours answered with disdain and contempt as if you just asked how to spell Cat. This is only considered a porph if the question is complicated and mysterious to everyone but the porpher. Again maximum points for references to forums and links that noone has ever heard of.
Davided
1- To have your picture photoshoped in a way that is humerous to others. See here (see I just used and example of being porphed in my definition, easy huh?)
2- Modifying a pictue that has been submitted or found on the internet to make others laugh out loud while making fun of the target in the picture. Remember that no one is safe.
Nefed
1- To get pwned in all fronts....forums, games, and real life. So far Porph and Froggy are the only ones to get Nefed, but more are getting in line.
2- Any reference to "Tea Time Biotches" while you are pwning on all fronts.
Czaring (Moczared if refering to past tense or an attempt to Nef someone)
1- To string together several words that appear to be a sentence, but have no subject, verb nor predicate. generally a czarism is profanity laden and usually contains inappropriate humor as well.
2- Any referece to a hobbit of any sort (Example....Pink Panties Hobbits)
*thanks CB for providing wonderful examples of this new forum speak throughout AGE*