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Anonymous
10-21-2004, 12:59 PM
The poo forum seems to have slowed down rather dramatically lately, and I'm just wondering if the cause hasn't been a lack of adequate raw material. That picture Vampire posted a couple of days ago is a hell of a good start, but I thought our Photoshop wizards could use some more. So I had my wife take these this morning. Have fun. And if David sees fit to include one in the "unedited" album, that's fine, too. :smt003 I rather wish we had , at the very least, a decent picture of ALL the full members. Maybe we could make that a requirement, so we could postthem each month a week or so after induction.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Way2Old/Way2Old.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Way2Old/Way2Old-2.jpg

NEFARIOC
10-21-2004, 01:01 PM
I'll post some more of me when I get home as well......

There can never be too many pics to edit!:smt001

Wyvern13
10-21-2004, 01:13 PM
I suppose I should send in a picture of myself. I was looking around in 'My Pictures' last night & didn't find any of myself. Got hundreds of the dogs, a few of my wife, but any with me in themI'm pretty far away. We just got our camera back from being fixed, so I'll see if I can take a couple of good pictures of myself tonight.

DavidNDC
10-21-2004, 01:32 PM
And if David sees fit to include one in the "unedited" album, that's fine, too. :smt003

Done, thanks!

Man, so many new pics to play with - this is going to be fun! ::smt077

Anonymous
10-21-2004, 01:57 PM
Say cheese :smt040



I don't have any pictures of just myself so I will have to go to glamour shots :smt036

Dean O
10-21-2004, 01:59 PM
Say cheese :smt040

I don't have any pictures of just myself so I will have to go to glamour shots :smt036



Yes please do. I'm not sure we could handle un air-brushed photos of you. :smt003

DavidNDC
10-21-2004, 02:26 PM
Okay, I'll bite...



http://www.virtual-darkroom.com/coneway.jpg

Anonymous
10-21-2004, 02:40 PM
Okay, I'll bite...



I've heard that about you. :smt003 So.....bite me!

(Nice work, David)

DavidNDC
10-21-2004, 02:45 PM
I've heard that about you. :smt003 So.....bite me!



Guess I kinda set myself up for that one. #-o

NEFARIOC
10-21-2004, 03:45 PM
I'm sure ya'll are dying for more pics of me to mutilate. I know the one with the keg is hard to work with so here's some that I've found.

My Dad and me playing chess......the thinker anyone?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/nefarioc/nef-dadchessjpeg.jpg



Me playing R63....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/nefarioc/neflivejpeg.jpg

Me coming out of the attic.....get creative.:smt002

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/nefarioc/nefatticjpeg.jpg

and lo and behold an easy target.......me with my shirt off. (no man boobs please!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/nefarioc/nefinthepitjpeg.jpg

Have fun gentlemen....:smt001

hoggle5000
10-21-2004, 04:11 PM
I'll try to get a pic in maybe sometime this week.....

DavidNDC
10-21-2004, 04:29 PM
Just let me know what pics you want added to the album.

I like Nef's style, why waste your time pouring the drink? Just drink it out of the shaker! :smt030

Or is that dip I see in the background and you're using the shaker as a spittoon? :smt078

NEFARIOC
10-21-2004, 04:50 PM
I like Nef's style, why waste your time pouring the drink? Just drink it out of the shaker! :smt030

Or is that dip I see in the background and you're using the shaker as a spittoon? :smt078




I'm hardcore....it's both!:smt002

tanner
10-21-2004, 05:35 PM
Or is that dip I see in the background and you're using the shaker as a spittoon? :smt078




I'm hardcore....it's both!:smt002





:smt078 Yuk! Back in the day, when I used to dip, I tought myself to
just swallow it, but I seriously doubt that I could do that now.

Porphyria Plan
10-21-2004, 05:53 PM
I tought myself to
just swallow it, but I seriously doubt that I could do that now.



I thought it was Nef that taught you and according to what he says you still can.:smt018 :smt005

Dean O
10-21-2004, 07:06 PM
I tought myself to
just swallow it, but I seriously doubt that I could do that now.



I thought it was Nef that taught you and according to what he says you still can.:smt018 :smt005


Oh man, good one Porph!:smt005 Tanner, you asked for that one big time!

NEFARIOC
10-21-2004, 07:37 PM
I tought myself to just swallow it, but I seriously doubt that I could do that now.

I thought it was Nef that taught you and according to what he says you still can.:smt018 :smt005


He still swallows....don't let him fool you.:smt005

tanner
10-22-2004, 12:04 AM
Damn you all!! :smt097

Dean O
10-22-2004, 06:22 AM
Viva La Special Ed! Glad to see him back Tanner. It's just not the same without him. :smt002

Anonymous
10-28-2004, 12:43 PM
...I rather wish we had , at the very least, a decent
picture of ALL the full members. Maybe we could make that a
requirement, so we could postthem each month a week or so after
induction.



Well, since I just became a member I have been digging through some of
the members only threads to see what goes on "behind closed
doors". I don't really have any pics of me b/c I am the one that
always takes the pics. I dug around on my PC at work and found
this gem taken of me during some meeting. Looks like I was
pissed. You can do whatever you wish with it (like you need or
will wait for my approval).



Pimpalicious! http://www.ronmcgough.com/images/pimp.gif

http://www.ronmcgough.com/age/gooman.jpg

Anonymous
10-28-2004, 01:02 PM
Hey Goo... in your signature I request you put a picture of my TopSpin
character since you are my little bitch. Instead of that random
computer character who you might actually be able to defeat.

ZenReaper
10-28-2004, 01:03 PM
I'll send in a pic as soon as I find one that's not 10 years old and does not contain strippers.

Anonymous
10-28-2004, 01:05 PM
and does not contain strippers.



wait wait wait... just go ahead and send those in. Just in case we, ummm... need them for later. :-k

tanner
10-28-2004, 01:12 PM
and does not contain strippers.



wait wait wait... just go ahead and send those in. Just in case we, ummm... need them for later. :-k





Eh, I've seen the strippers Zen hangs out with, we are not talking "Scores" material here.

Anonymous
10-28-2004, 01:18 PM
Hey Goo... in your signature I request you put a picture of my TopSpin
character since you are my little bitch...

I don't want Travis Tritt in my sig. :smt075

Dean O
10-28-2004, 01:18 PM
and does not contain strippers.

wait wait wait... just go ahead and send those in. Just in case we, ummm... need them for later. :-k


Eh, I've seen the strippers Zen hangs out with, we are not talking "Scores" material here.



Dammit Tanner! You tell us this AFTER we vote his ass in? Good job!

IcePrincess625
10-28-2004, 02:52 PM
I'll send in a pic as soon as I find one that's not 10 years old and does not contain strippers.

photoshop here I come.....

ZenReaper
10-28-2004, 04:32 PM
and does not contain strippers.

wait wait wait... just go ahead and send those in. Just in case we, ummm... need them for later. :-k


Eh, I've seen the strippers Zen hangs out with, we are not talking "Scores" material here.


I should have said Porn Stars not strippers. My bad. I've got the Polaroids around here somewhere. Ah, I miss my pre-married youth.

Wyvern13
10-28-2004, 10:39 PM
Or is that dip I see in the background and you're using the shaker as a spittoon? :smt078




I'm hardcore....it's both!:smt002




:smt078 Yuk! Back in the day, when I used to dip, I tought myself to just swallow it, but I seriously doubt that I could do that now.



Yikes, that's pretty f*ckin' retarded! Oh wait....

ZenReaper
10-29-2004, 03:24 PM
Just so everyone doesn't think I was LordTrenning you, here's one from about 11 years ago.

That's Blondage. Janine and Julia Ann. I was very drunk. The Crow part came from my tattoo and because I was too drunk to really remember my own name. Truth be told, if it weren't for the Polaroid I probably would have never remembered that night.

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http://usera.imagecave.com/zenreaper/blondageedit.jpg

Anonymous
10-30-2004, 07:42 AM
Yeah, you do have that "three beers past plenty" look on your face rather than the lustful leer that one would expect in such a situation. :smt005

Dean O
10-30-2004, 09:31 AM
(in my best Darth Vader voice) MOST IMPRESSIVE.

tanner
10-30-2004, 10:09 AM
Ok, I'm impressed, Zen gets brownie points from me! :smt023:smt023

ZenReaper
10-30-2004, 12:28 PM
Thank you. Thank you. As I said, I do miss my youth sometimes. I've met a great many adult film actresses in my time. But they don't compare to my wife on any level. Ah geez, I think I feel a tear coming on. :smt002

I've got one more Polaroid that I could find. It's with Hyppatia Lee. But it's got some god-awful glare coming from the flash. Let me know if you want it. Oh yeah, this one is only 10 years old. I think it was probably the last photographic evidence of my past prior to marriage.

IcePrincess625
11-01-2004, 08:41 AM
I've met a great many adult film actresses in my time. I've got one more Polaroid that I could find.

I have one question... How did you meet so many adult film actresses? What kind of work were you in?:smt002 ok that's two questions.:smt003

Wyvern13
11-01-2004, 08:54 AM
I've met a great many adult film actresses in my time. I've got one more Polaroid that I could find.

I have one question... How did you meet so many adult film actresses? What kind of work were you in?:smt002 ok that's two questions.:smt003



Those are two good questions. You know we're all curious now.

ZenReaper
11-01-2004, 02:29 PM
Believe it or not, I was once employed as a bouncer at a local strip club. I may not have been the biggest guy in the joint but I was by far the quickest. Noone 'acted up' on my shift. The actresses would come in a every couple of months to do special shows. Most of them couldn't dance worth a shit. I guess they were at their best on their backs. For the most part I didn't see too much of them until the final day of their 'tour' which was usually my day off. That's when I'd go in and hang with them (ie. drink, flirt, and get the pics). No. I never had a shot with any of the actresses. Several of the dancers did though. I've met Nina Hartley, Raquel Darrian, April Chest (damn that was scary) and several others. Jessica Drake was a dancer at the club at the time (Angel, man I had a crush on her too). She's an actress now.

Well, that's my tale. Here's my only other surviving pic. The others were either lost or destroyed in the many moves that happened after I got married. It's possible the wife found and tossed them. Don't know. She knew about my working there. It's just not that important anymore. I have infinetely better people to be photographed with now.

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http://usera.imagecave.com/zenreaper/hyppatiaedit.jpg

Please excuse the cheesy mustache. It looked better in person, really.

Anonymous
11-02-2004, 12:36 PM
Just so everyone doesn't think I was LordTrenning you, here's one from about 11 years ago.

That's Blondage. Janine and Julia Ann. I was very drunk...



DAMN...Janine Lindemulder (yes, I've been a one handed fan of hers since before she dropped the last name)...there was a time I would have crawled 10 miles thru broken glass just to lick the tires of the truck that took her panties to the cleaners...:sed1

Anonymous
11-02-2004, 02:36 PM
Just so everyone doesn't think I was LordTrenning you, here's one from about 11 years ago.

That's Blondage. Janine and Julia Ann. I was very drunk...



DAMN...Janine Lindemulder (yes, I've been a one handed fan of hers since before she dropped the last name)...there was a time I would have crawled 10 miles thru broken glass just to lick the tires of the truck that took her panties to the cleaners...:sed1



I'm glad to see that you've acquired some dignity since then. :smt005

Anonymous
11-03-2004, 02:38 PM
Just so everyone doesn't think I was LordTrenning you, here's one from about 11 years ago.

That's Blondage. Janine and Julia Ann. I was very drunk...



DAMN...Janine Lindemulder (yes, I've been a one handed fan of hers since before she dropped the last name)...there was a time I would have crawled 10 miles thru broken glass just to lick the tires of the truck that took her panties to the cleaners...:sed1



I'm glad to see that you've acquired some dignity since then. :smt005



I believe a modicum of decorum is called for as one ages, don't you? Ya fuckin' A right, bubba! :smt003

Anonymous
11-15-2004, 09:26 AM
You can see many more in the album soon, but I believe this to be the most PhotoShop-able pic that I took at the party. Pure accident, but what potential! :smt005

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Way2Old/Lan%20Party/PhotoshopFodder.jpg

cblalock
11-15-2004, 09:28 AM
I already feel sorry for both of them.

NEFARIOC
11-15-2004, 09:32 AM
Fuck! Way2old is a Jap in disguise!

Vampire 33
11-15-2004, 09:36 AM
Oh yes!!! That one will be photoshopped!! I wish I was in between projects, as it would be done right now. However, I will have to bide my time, but the horrors that can be done with that is just mind numbing!!!:goatlove1

Dean O
11-15-2004, 09:40 AM
That one won't take muchphotoshop work.Goodcatch Way!

Anonymous
11-15-2004, 12:02 PM
WHAT do you suppose could be placed in Porph's hand? One shudder's to think....

iGot Issues
11-15-2004, 12:47 PM
digging for peanuts

Moefugger
11-15-2004, 12:58 PM
digging for peanuts







ahhh man. that's nasty. funny, but nasty. :sed1