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IcePrincess625
11-15-2004, 01:06 PM
This is all in fun......:smt003

<font size="2"><font face="Arial">1. NAMES: <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></font> <div style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: "> <blockquote id="0"> <div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out to ><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Elizabeth and Barbara. ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.<span class="375032219"><font face="Verdana"></font>>></font> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><span class="375032219">>></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2. EATING OUT: ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">will each throw in $20, even though it's only ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">$32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">none will actually admit they want change back. ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">calculators. ></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3. MONEY: ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal">[b]<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Ari
tanner
11-15-2004, 01:09 PM
:smt005
Dean O
11-15-2004, 01:10 PM
:smt005 Love em Ice. BTW, I ask for my change back, than again I'm a cheap bastard that way. :smt002
Moefugger
11-15-2004, 01:11 PM
:smt005 So very true. :smt005
Wyvern13
11-15-2004, 01:15 PM
Good stuff, Ice.

Love the new signature!
IcePrincess625
11-15-2004, 01:16 PM
Good stuff, Ice.

Love the new signature!



My sister made it So I though that i would use it for a while.:smt003
WKUSledgehammer
11-15-2004, 01:19 PM
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Men say they love cats, but when women aren't </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">looking, men kick cats. </SPAN></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">LOL!</SPAN></DIV>
hoggle5000
11-15-2004, 01:21 PM
:smt005 Great stuff
Anonymous
11-15-2004, 02:00 PM
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></DIV><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.<SPAN class=375032219><FONT face=Verdana></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT>
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LOL
Dr Superb
11-15-2004, 02:01 PM
hahah, good ending! :smt005
Anonymous
11-15-2004, 02:14 PM
Well, the truth comes out finally about how you feel about my parents!!

I'll be sure to let them know tonight. You sure didn't have a problem like this yesterday when they invited you and your sister over for dinner during the game.

Oh, by the way, hope the Filet Mignonwas good because im sure they will see to it that it's your last!!

:smt005:smt005:smt005:smt005
IcePrincess625
11-15-2004, 02:21 PM
Well, the truth comes out finally about how you feel about my parents!!

I'll be sure to let them know tonight. You sure didn't have a problem like this yesterday when they invited you and your sister over for dinner during the game.

Oh, by the way, hope the Filet Mignonwas good because im sure they will see to it that it's your last!!

:smt005:smt005:smt005:smt005



It says a couple it didn't say who the couple was. For all we know the couple could of been CB and his wife. Ever wonder why CB likes goats so much.:smt002

J/k CB:smt003
ZenReaper
11-15-2004, 05:41 PM
<font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font> <div style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: "> <blockquote id="0"> <div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, ></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">></font></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.<span class="375032219"><font face="Verdana"></font>>></font></div></div></blockquote></div>



I am not fat! My mom said I was big-boned. :smt002
Anonymous
11-16-2004, 03:37 AM
<font face="Arial"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial;"><span class="375032219"><font face="Verdana"></font>>></font><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><blockquote id="0"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"></div></div></blockquote></div>

I am not fat! My mom said I was big-boned. :smt002She must have missed the one that says women always sugar-coat the truth about weight. J/K :smt003
MetalSiren
11-16-2004, 05:07 AM
that shit was really funny Ice.....
Anonymous
11-16-2004, 08:24 AM
Funny stuff. Thanks Ice.:smt005