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IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 06:48 AM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000">Okay remember when I told you guys that Phoenix keeps things interesting around here at my house, well let me share with you another instance.</font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000">December 30, 2004 we were all playing Black Arrow, now the crucial two players in this story are Lord Jona and Phoenix.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Not because they were playing so well but because this is where the story spawns from.</font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000"></font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000">Phoenix had been talking crap all day and Lord Jona was well Lord Jona. The two of the<span class="713061414">m>tend to gang up on me (I'll pause here so you can feel bad for me) okay as usual they were at it and as a joke I kicked them both out of the room.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Well Phoenix was able to come back in right away but it took Lord Jona a couple of rounds to get back in with us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >So we are playing and a GP shows up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Young kid about 15 and was behaving himself pretty well until he started talking about glitching, so I booted him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >In the meantime, you would have thought that the time-out I gave Phoenix and Lord Jona would make a difference but with those two it didn't.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >I guess they are the types that are glutton for punishment.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >So I had both<span class="713061414">of >them on my team<span class="713061414">so I >turned on friendly fire and killed them as soon as the game started.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >I finally thought I had taught them a lesson.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >WRONG!!!!</font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000"></font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000">Fast forward to last night. I get home from work,<span class="713061414">told><span class="713061414">my step daughterto go outside and take the tarp off ofthe trampoline, while she did this I went and got the mail>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><span class="713061414">>><span class="713061414">W>hat do I find in the mail<span class="713061414">?><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >The following letter from X-box.</font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000"></font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000">December 31, 2004</font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><font color="#000000"></font>> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;

cblalock
01-05-2005, 06:54 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 06:59 AM
:smt005:smt046:smt043:smt042:smt037:smt044

:smt038 To Nix for that masterpiece. I commend you. :smt041

I was able to hear this first last night, and let me tell ya that is one of the best pranks I have ever heard. Sorry Ice cause I think you and your sister are great, but that is funny funny shit.

Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:00 AM
:smt005:smt046:smt043:smt042:smt037:smt044

:smt038 To Nix for that masterpiece. I commend you. :smt041

I was able to hear this first last night, and let me tell ya that is one of the best pranks I have ever heard. Sorry Ice cause I think you and your sister are great, but that is funny funny shit.

Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Yes she does. It would be a creamy jar but if you like I will make it chuncky.:smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:03 AM
:smt005:smt046:smt043:smt042:smt037:smt044

:smt038 To Nix for that masterpiece. I commend you. :smt041

I was able to hear this first last night, and let me tell ya that is one of the best pranks I have ever heard. Sorry Ice cause I think you and your sister are great, but that is funny funny shit.

Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Yes she does. It would be a creamy jar but if you like I will make it chuncky.:smt003



No Chunky...I only come in creamy :smt005 Bad Chunky...Viva la Creamy. The polls have spoken :smt003

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:06 AM
:smt005:smt046:smt043:smt042:smt037:smt044

:smt038 To Nix for that masterpiece. I commend you. :smt041

I was able to hear this first last night, and let me tell ya that is one of the best pranks I have ever heard. Sorry Ice cause I think you and your sister are great, but that is funny funny shit.

Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Yes she does. It would be a creamy jar but if you like I will make it chuncky.:smt003



No Chunky...I only come in creamy :smt005 Bad Chunky...Viva la Creamy. The polls have spoken :smt003



I think I might be willing to trade even with creamy (that evil vile concoction).

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:06 AM
You ladies sure keep it lively around here. :smt023

cblalock
01-05-2005, 07:07 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.





Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:09 AM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Iím still laughing so hard that I find it hard to type.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> :smt005> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">You call me the Devilís spawn but let us recap: <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">1. All of AGE now knows that I own a lace magenta bra :smt005 <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">2. That apparently I spread like CREAMY Peanut Butter <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">3. That when Iím drunk I say whatever comes to my mind :-# <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">4. That Iíve been grounded for a year :-$ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">5. You got your revenge on me on my birthday for the KeanuReeves story <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">6. Youíve already put me up for auction once to the lowest bidder (Canít remember who won that one) :-k <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">7. Youíve booted me from a game <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">8. Then you killed me while I was on your team ON PURPOSE :smt067

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Iíll stop here I donít want to make you look to bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">>I as always am the innocent bystander.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">:smt084 >It was all Vamps fault anyway.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >When I went to him with how distraught I was that you kicked Lord Jona and me out of the game, he told me, ďAre you going to sit there and take it or are you going to fight back solider!Ē<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Then he asked me what color my bra was that day (Still not sure what that question had to do with his pep talk, but oh well :smt003)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >He wrote it up then demanded that I send it to you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >LOL Just kidding Vamp was the innocent bystander until I dragged him into my evil plan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Mwwwuhuuuhaaaahhaa :smt005>

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:10 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.


Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.


:smt100 Vamp where are you when I need you?

cblalock
01-05-2005, 07:14 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.


Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.


:smt100 Vamp where are you when I need you?



A little story about my dad to whet everyone's appetite and so they know what kind of mastermind Phoenix is up against.



My dad was on submarines in the navy for 20 years. his best
friend, will, found out that dad was in the shower one day and ran in
with a bucket of cold water and threw it on him.

From that day forward, any time Will was in the shower, someone alerted
my dad and relieved him of whatever he was doing so he could run into
the shower with a bucket of cold water, throw open the curtain and say
"nope, not this time". This went on for 7 years.

After they got placed on different ships, a few years later my mom and
dad went down to visit will and his wife. when they got there
will was in the shower so dad got a bucket of cold water and threw open
the curtain and finally doused him with the cold water.
surprisingly will said "thank you. I haven't been able to enjoy a
shower without waiting for that for over 10 years".





sleep well tonight phoenix. :smt077

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:16 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.


Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.


:smt100 Vamp where are you when I need you?



Your ass is mine Nix. You will be so scared that you will be looking over your shoulder, under your car, you will be scared to go out alone. You will never know when I will strike. Beware of the chill...

Iceprincess is seeking herrevenge.

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:17 AM
My dad was on submarines in the navy for 20 years.That is very cool.




...will said "thank you. I haven't been
able to enjoy a
shower without waiting for that for over 10 years".That is a
great way to get back at someone. I fear that it may be over for
Phoenix. :smt010

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:20 AM
I think I might be willing to trade even with creamy (that evil vile concoction).



Don't you have to get back to work :smt012:smt005

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:20 AM
Oh, I have such a good idea. I am going to PM you ice.

HEHEHE.

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:22 AM
I think I might be willing to trade even with creamy (that evil vile concoction).



Don't you have to get back to work :smt012:smt005



No he is going to get fired because of us:smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:22 AM
Oh, I have such a good idea. I am going to PM you ice.

HEHEHE.



I can't wait I will have two plans

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:24 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.


Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.


:smt100 Vamp where are you when I need you?



Your ass is mine Nix. You will be so scared that you will be looking over your shoulder, under your car, you will be scared to go out alone. You will never know when I will strike. Beware of the chill...

Iceprincess is seeking herrevenge.



Bring it on! I can handle you and CB. By the way did I tell you I'm moving to Canada? :smt002

Ice you are forgetting that this prank didn't just come out of no where it was a getting back for all the thingsyou've been doing lately. :smt005 Love me :smt003

cblalock
01-05-2005, 07:27 AM
Bring it on! I can handle you and CB.





No, really. You can't. I'm the king baby. :smt029

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:27 AM
Oh, I have such a good idea. I am going to PM you ice.

HEHEHE.



And here I thought we were friends :smt058

What the heck?! :smt005 Everyone needs to stop giving her ideas.:-$ I come up withmy on my own ideas. This clearly falls under the unfair advantage category :smt005

cblalock
01-05-2005, 07:28 AM
Oh, I have such a good idea. I am going to PM you ice.

HEHEHE.



And here I thought we were friends :smt058

What
the heck?! :smt005 Everyone needs to stop giving her ideas.:-$ I
come up withmy on my own ideas. This clearly falls under
the unfair advantage category :smt005



Don't worry, when the time comes I'll help you too.

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:28 AM
Ice, log in to aol ASAP. I need some background info before I start plotting your revenge.


Alright. I got the info I needed. Phoenix is done for.


:smt100 Vamp where are you when I need you?



Your ass is mine Nix. You will be so scared that you will be looking over your shoulder, under your car, you will be scared to go out alone. You will never know when I will strike. Beware of the chill...

Iceprincess is seeking herrevenge.



Bring it on! I can handle you and CB. By the way did I tell you I'm moving to Canada? :smt002

Ice you are forgetting that this prank didn't just come out of no where it was a getting back for all the thingsyou've been doing lately. :smt005 Love me :smt003



You are so evil. I knew Mom mated with the Devil to produce you. You are the Devil's spawn child. You started all of this with your evil demented mind. You lie to cover your nastiness. So you are coming over for dinner tonight right?:smt003

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 07:29 AM
I am innocent!!! I was tricked my the sultry and docile tones of
the devil lady!! :smt005 I am pretty scared now
though..... I am just glad I live a few hundred miles
away!!! Phoenix should be scared...after all, it was all her...I
did nothing!!!! :smt002



Oh, and Phoenix, what color today? :goatlove1:smt008

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:37 AM
Oh, I have such a good idea. I am going to PM you ice.

HEHEHE.



And here I thought we were friends :smt058

What the heck?! :smt005 Everyone needs to stop giving her ideas.:-$ I come up withmy on my own ideas. This clearly falls under the unfair advantage category :smt005



No, we are, but I have to be fair to both sisters. It's the best way to handle siblings (i know because i'm not just the president, i'm a client . . . wait, wrong commercial. anyway) so I applaud you but help her. when she comes up with something I will help you (althought I think vampy is enough help).

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:40 AM
Let me tell you all she needs no help she comes up with these plans all by herself. I felt Like I was wearing Tanner's helmet yesterday.:sed1

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:41 AM
Oh, and Phoenix, what color today? :goatlove1:smt008


:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003

After all this I think I might have to move in with you and Diamond. I could be your nanny :smt005

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:43 AM
:smt102Ice is nice? :smt019 Nix, i got your back (even if it is a few hunred miles away)

Very nice Nix.:smt041

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 07:46 AM
:smt102Ice is nice? :smt019 Nix, i got your back (even if it is a few hunred miles away)

Very nice Nix.:smt041



I know that I can always count on you Lord Jona. :smt052 Youde man! Now get your butt down here and help me!:smt005 I have a feeling that I'm really in for it :smt062

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:51 AM
:smt102Ice is nice? :smt019 Nix, i got your back (even if it is a few hunred miles away)

Very nice Nix.:smt041



I know that I can always count on you Lord Jona. :smt052 Youde man! Now get your butt down here and help me!:smt005 I have a feeling that I'm really in for it :smt062



You two just wait till I'm hosting a game:smt070

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:52 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 07:54 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)My thoughts exactly!!! :goatlove1



Hey nix....:smt008

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 07:57 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)

My thoughts exactly!!! :goatlove1

Hey nix....:smt008


The only question to ask now is . . .can we get that posted on the boards?

j/k

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 07:58 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)

My thoughts exactly!!! :goatlove1

Hey nix....:smt008


The only question to ask now is . . .can we get that posted on the boards?

j/k



you just gave me an idea:smt002

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:02 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)

My thoughts exactly!!! :goatlove1

Hey nix....:smt008


The only question to ask now is . . .can we get that posted on the boards?

j/k



you just gave me an idea:smt002



oh dear. I want it noted that this was in no way intended to be an idea! Sorry nix.

Dean O
01-05-2005, 08:05 AM
Popcorn is popping. I'm just sitting back watchingthe show. This is going to be fun. /AGE/DesktopModules/YetAnotherForumDotNet/images/emoticons/001.gif

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:07 AM
What ever happened with posting the Smurfette pic? :smt064



:smt077

ZenReaper
01-05-2005, 08:10 AM
Popcorn is popping. I'm just sitting back watchingthe show. This is going to be fun. /AGE/DesktopModules/YetAnotherForumDotNet/images/emoticons/001.gif

I'm with Dean on this one.

[in my best announcer's voice] Let's get ready to rumble!!!

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:19 AM
Popcorn is popping. I'm just sitting back watchingthe show. This is going to be fun. /AGE/DesktopModules/YetAnotherForumDotNet/images/emoticons/001.gif


I'm with Dean on this one.


Let's get ready to rumble!!!
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>I agree with you two...I think theunder card should beDiamond vs Vampire </DIV>
<DIV>[i]Diamond -&gt;:smt075 &lt;-Vampire</DIV>

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 08:19 AM
:smt007 Just for you Vampy - Tiger Striped :smt003



OH BABY! :smt007:sed1:smt118:smt119](*,)

My thoughts exactly!!! :goatlove1

Hey nix....:smt008


The only question to ask now is . . .can we get that posted on the boards?

j/k



you just gave me an idea:smt002



oh dear. I want it noted that this was in no way intended to be an idea! Sorry nix.



You're killing me here Jeff. :smt005 Didn't I already tell you once to stop giving her ideas? :smt003

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:19 AM
<DIV>:smt115 Pay-per-view</DIV>

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 08:20 AM
As per the request of some people...This pic is for the GOAT Clan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/iceprincess625/goat.jpg

cblalock
01-05-2005, 08:21 AM
As per the request of some people...This pic is for the GOAT Clan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/iceprincess625/goat.jpg



Damn you for tempting me. I'm a married man.

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 08:24 AM
Check out the teats on that one!!! :goatlove1

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:32 AM
Check out the teats on that one!!! :goatlove1


That is so wrong on so many levels.

Dean O
01-05-2005, 08:33 AM
Check out the teats on that one!!! :goatlove1



That is so wrong on so many levels.





The thing is Vamp never gets to the upper levels. He's onlyworking from the ones down in the gutter.

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 08:46 AM
As per the request of some people...This pic is for the GOAT Clan

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/iceprincess625/goat.jpg



Damn you look much better in this picture than in person.:smt002

tanner
01-05-2005, 08:55 AM
Nix, great work, excellent scheme! You really pulled off a good one, the letter was top notch, professional, and perfect timing given what happend several nights earlier. A prank like that is truly worth some recognition.(next time don't say anything and unplug the ethernet cable on the back of her xbox, then she will really get worried when she cannot connect to Live):smt003


Ice, well couldn't have happened to a better person, so naive, so gullible, perfect set up, perfect target, perfect execution! Sorry Ice, but you were just set up too perfect. However, with CB's help, I now feel sorry for Nix, poor girl will not know what hit her.


You two keep my laughing here at work all day long! I cannot wait to hear more!:smt005

nitemare
01-05-2005, 09:11 AM
Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Sorry Friend . I got dibs on her last night in Ghost Recon :smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:23 AM
Damn you look much better in this picture than in person.:smt002



Why are you my sister? :smt005

Actually that's a pic I took of RoRo running in your backyard with my new digital camera! :smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 09:25 AM
Damn you look much better in this picture than in person.:smt002



Why are you my sister? :smt005

Actually that's a pic I took of RoRo running in your backyard with my new digital camera! :smt003



I guess you are not coming over for dinner tonight.:smt002 You know it's not right to pick on someone if they can not defend themselves. :smt001

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:31 AM
Nix, great work, excellent scheme! You really pulled off a good one, the letter was top notch, professional, and perfect timing given what happend several nights earlier. A prank like that is truly worth some recognition.(next time don't say anything and unplug the ethernet cable on the back of her xbox, then she will really get worried when she cannot connect to Live):smt003

Ice, well couldn't have happened to a better person, so naive, so gullible, perfect set up, perfect target, perfect execution! Sorry Ice, but you were just set up too perfect. However, with CB's help, I now feel sorry for Nix, poor girl will not know what hit her.

You two keep my laughing here at work all day long! I cannot wait to hear more!:smt005



Thank you Tanner. At least there are a few people around here who appreciate a master stunt like that. I knew I could count on the Association of Creamy Peanut Butter Lovers to back me :smt005 And I knew there was a reason I liked you :smt058

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 09:31 AM
Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Sorry Friend . I got dibs on her last night in Ghost Recon :smt003


Damn, I knew I was too late!:smt005

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:33 AM
Damn you look much better in this picture than in person.:smt002



Why are you my sister? :smt005

Actually that's a pic I took of RoRo running in your backyard with my new digital camera! :smt003



I guess you are not coming over for dinner tonight.:smt002 You know it's not right to pick on someone if they can not defend themselves. :smt001



Ya that's why you im'd me and told me that was too funny and then called me laughing at the mental image you got of RoRo running in the backyard with a tiger striped bra :smt005

hitman23vtech
01-05-2005, 09:33 AM
Wow, that's a good one. Great job 'nix and Vamp. :smt023

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 09:36 AM
Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040




Sorry Friend . I got dibs on her last night in Ghost Recon :smt003



Damn, I knew I was too late!:smt005
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Don't worry Jeff, she spreads like creamy peanut butter, remember? So just wait your turn #-o :smt005</DIV>

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 09:42 AM
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now
on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a
pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002



You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076



Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 09:45 AM
<DIV>
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096
</DIV>
<DIV>Obviously she is the brains...</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Mooo</DIV>

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 09:49 AM
<div>
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096
</div> <div>Obviously she is the brains...</div> <div></div> <div>Mooo</div>



Does this mean we need a hodown?:sed1

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:54 AM
Does the trade come with Nix and a jar of . . . peanut butter? I think that would only be fair. :smt040



Sorry Friend . I got dibs on her last night in Ghost Recon :smt003


Damn, I knew I was too late!:smt005 <div></div> <div>Don't worry Jeff, she spreads like creamy peanut butter, remember? So just wait your turn #-o :smt005</div>



:smt005 roflmao :smt005 Ice is so dead for starting this!

cblalock
01-05-2005, 09:58 AM
Does this mean we need a hodown?:sed1



yes. but we must all lipsynch ashlee simpson style.

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:01 AM
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096


No way Vamp...you thought of things that I would never of. That's what makes us the Dynamic Duo are two brains make one, errr, I mean we together are a super power :smt005

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:06 AM
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096


No way Vamp...you thought of things that I would never of. That's what makes us the Dynamic Duo are two brains make one, errr, I mean we together are a super power :smt005







Dork

:smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:09 AM
Dork :smt003



This is what I'm supossed to be afraid of. Really, isthat the best you have? Dork!? :smt005 It really is a good thing that you have CB backing you. J/K Ice, much love :smt058

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 10:09 AM
<div>
Nix and I would like to be
referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of
the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master
plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096






</div>
<div>Obviously she is the brains...</div>
<div></div>
<div>Mooo</div>

For the uneducated (Insaiyen) :sed1:

Main
Entry: cow
Function: transitive verb
Etymology:
probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Danish kue to subdue
:
to destroy the resolve or courage of &lt;the party that Stalin had
cowed -- World Press Review&gt;; also : to
bring to a state or an action by intimidation --
synonym see <font size="-1">INTIMIDATE</font> (dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=intimidate)

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:11 AM
Ice ~ Perhaps we should go back two days before December 30th and explain to these nice people what really started all this and the reason you kicked me out since you say I was talking crap! :smt005

Anyone interested? :smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:19 AM
Ice ~ Perhaps we should go back two days before December 30th and explain to these nice people what really started all this and the reason you kicked me out since you say I was talking crap! :smt005

Anyone interested? :smt003



you are on.... Sat 2pm in front of my house.

be ready with your sneakers, slime bucket:smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:23 AM
Ice ~ Perhaps we should go back two days before December 30th and explain to these nice people what really started all this and the reason you kicked me out since you say I was talking crap! :smt005

Anyone interested? :smt003



you are on.... Sat 2pm in front of my house.

be ready with your sneakers, slime bucket:smt003



Okay, we'll havea rematch since I smoked you last time, sister...Just kidding. You're on Sat 2 pm at your house for the 100 yard dash! :smt062

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:25 AM
Ice ~ Perhaps we should go back two days before December 30th and explain to these nice people what really started all this and the reason you kicked me out since you say I was talking crap! :smt005

Anyone interested? :smt003



you are on.... Sat 2pm in front of my house.

be ready with your sneakers, slime bucket:smt003



Okay, we'll havea rematch since I smoked you last time, sister...Just kidding. You're on Sat 2 pm at your house for the 100 yard dash! :smt062



No one smoked any one the match was never completed. So don't even...:smt005

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:26 AM
Ice ~ Perhaps we should go back two days before December 30th and explain to these nice people what really started all this and the reason you kicked me out since you say I was talking crap! :smt005

Anyone interested? :smt003



you are on.... Sat 2pm in front of my house.

be ready with your sneakers, slime bucket:smt003



Okay, we'll havea rematch since I smoked you last time, sister...Just kidding. You're on Sat 2 pm at your house for the 100 yard dash! :smt062



No one smoked any one the match was never completed. So don't even...:smt005



Because you called it off..too scared huh :smt005

Vampire 33
01-05-2005, 10:28 AM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!



Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:28 AM
:-({|=Down with Nix down with Nix:-({|=

You are so going to loss

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:29 AM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1


No that match is you and CB is SC:smt003

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 10:29 AM
<DIV>
Nix and I would like to be referred to as the Dynamic Duo from now on. She is the brains of the outfit, I am merely a pawn:sed1 in her evil master plans! :smt002

You will all cow down to the power of the Dynamic Duo!! :smt076

Cow you will, or face the wrath!!! :smt065:smt071 Muwhahahahahaaaa!!! :smt096



</DIV>
<DIV>Obviously she is the brains...</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Mooo</DIV>
<DIV>
For the uneducated (Insaiyen) :sed1:
Main Entry: cow
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Danish kue to subdue
: to destroy the resolve or courage of &lt;the party that Stalin had cowed -- World Press Review&gt;; also : to bring to a state or an action by intimidation --
synonym see <FONT size=-1>INTIMIDATE</FONT> (dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=intimidate)</DIV>
<DIV>Thanks for the lesson in Scandinavian verbage Vampy. I still don't think you used the word properly but don't have a <U>cow</U>.</DIV>
<DIV>:smt002</DIV>

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 10:35 AM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1


Actually it was mud wrestling but I think we can change it just for you :smt005

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 10:41 AM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1


Actually it was mud wrestling but I think we can change it just for you :smt005



Please fuel the fire some more.[-o[-( You really don't need to encourage him.](*,)

WKUSledgehammer
01-05-2005, 12:00 PM
Nix, great work, excellent scheme! You really pulled
off a good one, the letter was top notch, professional, and perfect
timing given what happend several nights earlier. A prank like that is
truly worth some recognition.(next time don't say anything and unplug
the ethernet cable on the back of her xbox, then she will really get
worried when she cannot connect to Live):smt003


Ice, well couldn't have happened to a better person, so naive, so
gullible, perfect set up, perfect target, perfect execution! Sorry Ice,
but you were just set up too perfect. However, with CB's help, I now
feel sorry for Nix, poor girl will not know what hit her.


You two keep my laughing here at work all day long! I cannot wait to hear more!:smt005



I couldn't agree more, Nix ... this scheme is destined to become legendary in AGE lore.



And I can't wait to find out what Ice &amp; Co. cook up in return!



Bravo, gals!!!

MetalSiren
01-05-2005, 12:31 PM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1


No that match is you and CB is SC:smt003



hmmm since its at my place I think not, unless its 2 hot chicks... then
we work out something.... (I just would have to get the wife to go
somewhere else for the day)



on a side note, nice job Vamp and Phoenix

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 03:06 PM
Last night when I heard this I haven't laughed so hard...Nix the offer
for moving to Canada still stands....you know Ice is more upset that
she didn't think of it first.

Antiburrito
01-05-2005, 05:35 PM
This is the kind of stuff that keeps the new people like me coming in droves..(moo)

Girls mud wrestling, goats wearing tiger striped undies and peanut butter fights...

this is gonna be one great party before the end...:goatlove1

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 05:38 PM
Last night when I heard this I haven't laughed so hard...Nix the offer for moving to Canada still stands....you know Ice is more upset that she didn't think of it first.



Damn right:smt003

OLEerror
01-05-2005, 05:38 PM
I am in absolute awe, Phoenix. I now know who to call on if I ever need to gain revenge against someone. :smt003






No Chunky...I only come in creamy

... :-s

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 06:02 PM
Popcorn is popping. I'm just sitting back watchingthe show. This is going to be fun. /AGE/DesktopModules/YetAnotherForumDotNet/images/emoticons/001.gif

I'm with Dean on this one.

Let's get ready to rumble!!! <div></div> <div>I agree with you two...I think theunder card should beDiamond vs Vampire </div> <div>[i]Diamond -&gt;:smt075 &lt;-Vampire</div>



Just wait....I am sure that will be able to be shown! :smt003

Wolfrat
01-05-2005, 06:03 PM
Brilliant, Phoenix, truly brilliant. A fake XBL letter...priceless! :smt003

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 06:07 PM
please say this is Jello Wrestling!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Note to RoRo: Video Tape please!!! :smt002:goatlove1


Actually it was mud wrestling but I think we can change it just for you :smt005



Please fuel the fire some more.[-o[-( You really don't need to encourage him.](*,)



I have to agree....PLEASE don't encourage him! He is bad....or shall I say evil........enough on his own! :smt004

Vamp: Love ya! :smt008

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 06:16 PM
Ice: I want you to know that I told him that he should not have done it. I said that it was mean and he was going to get into a lot of trouble. :smt001

As my grandmother used to say as I was growing up.....you must reap what you sew! :smt004 What goes around, comes around! :smt004 Everything has its own place and it will all work out for the best. :smt003

Anonymous
01-05-2005, 08:42 PM
This is the first post I read after joining this site. I have to say that I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. :smt043 After reading this post I must say Ithink I'm going to enjoy my stay here..... Great job Pheonix!


Pat MaCrotch

Wyvern13
01-05-2005, 09:04 PM
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Iím still laughing so hard that I find it hard to type.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> :smt005> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">You call me the Devilís spawn but let us recap: <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">1. All of AGE now knows that I own a lace magenta bra :smt005 <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">2. That apparently I spread like CREAMY Peanut Butter <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">3. That when Iím drunk I say whatever comes to my mind :-# <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">4. That Iíve been grounded for a year :-$ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">5. You got your revenge on me on my birthday for the KeanuReeves story <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">6. Youíve already put me up for auction once to the lowest bidder (Canít remember who won that one) :-k <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">7. Youíve booted me from a game <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">8. Then you killed me while I was on your team ON PURPOSE :smt067

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Iíll stop here I donít want to make you look to bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">>I as always am the innocent bystander.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">:smt084 >It was all Vamps fault anyway.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >When I went to him with how distraught I was that you kicked Lord Jona and me out of the game, he told me, ďAre you going to sit there and take it or are you going to fight back solider!Ē<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Then he asked me what color my bra was that day (Still not sure what that question had to do with his pep talk, but oh well :smt003)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >He wrote it up then demanded that I send it to you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >LOL Just kidding Vamp was the innocent bystander until I dragged him into my evil plan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> >Mwwwuhuuuhaaaahhaa :smt005>



D'oh, take a day off work &amp; I miss hearing about a lace bra. Magenta to boot.

On another note, I'm glad my wife is only half-Cuban. Ice &amp; Phoenix seem kinda evil. I know my wife can be pretty devious, but not anywhere near those two! :smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 09:19 PM
Ice: I want you to know that I told him that he should not have done it. I said that it was mean and he was going to get into a lot of trouble. :smt001

As my grandmother used to say as I was growing up.....you must reap what you sew! :smt004 What goes around, comes around! :smt004 Everything has its own place and it will all work out for the best. :smt003



Diamond you and I need to talk:smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 09:20 PM
This is the first post I read after joining this site. I have to say that I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. :smt043 After reading this post I must say Ithink I'm going to enjoy my stay here..... Great job Pheonix!

Pat MaCrotch





Well welcome to the site. We are here to please.:smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:32 PM
We are here to please.:smt003



I didn't know you where the official welcoming committee. If you would you like I could loan youmy goat'sleopard bra and feathered boa! :smt005

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:36 PM
Ice: I want you to know that I told him that he should not have done it. I said that it was mean and he was going to get into a lot of trouble. :smt001

As my grandmother used to say as I was growing up.....you must reap what you sew! :smt004 What goes around, comes around! :smt004 Everything has its own place and it will all work out for the best. :smt003



Diamond you and I need to talk:smt003



After you talk to her call me and I'll tell you the truth :smt005

Don't let Ice fool you she is not as innocent as she seems.:smt018 I agree with you what goes around comes around, hence the letter from Xbox :smt003 :smt003

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 09:39 PM
We are here to please.:smt003



I didn't know you where the official welcoming committee. If you would you like I could loan youmy goat'sleopard bra and feathered boa! :smt005



No thanks. I have my own. Remember where I used to work.:smt003

Phoenix1211
01-05-2005, 09:39 PM
D'oh, take a day off work &amp; I miss hearing about a lace bra. Magenta to boot.

On another note, I'm glad my wife is only half-Cuban. Ice &amp; Phoenix seem kinda evil. I know my wife can be pretty devious, but not anywhere near those two! :smt003



And here I went and bought a new router just so I could hear you :smt012 :smt010 And here you go andcall us evil :smt003 :smt005.

IcePrincess625
01-05-2005, 09:44 PM
D'oh, take a day off work &amp; I miss hearing about a lace bra. Magenta to boot.

On another note, I'm glad my wife is only half-Cuban. Ice &amp; Phoenix seem kinda evil. I know my wife can be pretty devious, but not anywhere near those two! :smt003







Well Hell see if I ever invite you to my server again:smt005

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 04:22 AM
We are here to please.:smt003



I
didn't know you where the official welcoming committee. If you
would you like I could loan youmy goat'sleopard bra and
feathered boa! :smt005



No thanks. I have my own. Remember where I used to work.:smt003



a strip club? :-k

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 04:50 AM
Ice, do letters come from Xbox live THAT fast? Less than 24 hours from when someone "complained" about you?

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 04:59 AM
Ice, do letters come from Xbox live THAT fast?
Less than 24 hours from when someone "complained" about you?If
you do not hush, you might find this out!:smt002

IcePrincess625
01-06-2005, 05:20 AM
We are here to please.:smt003



I didn't know you where the official welcoming committee. If you would you like I could loan youmy goat'sleopard bra and feathered boa! :smt005



No thanks. I have my own. Remember where I used to work.:smt003



a strip club? :-k


No smart ass I used to work at Victoria's Secret:smt003

cblalock
01-06-2005, 05:28 AM
No smart ass I used to work at Victoria's Secret:smt003



Kinda splittin hairs there aren't ya?

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 05:57 AM
No smart ass I used to work at Victoria's Secret:smt003



Kinda splittin hairs there aren't ya?




actually I am a smart ass, I take no offence to it :smt003

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 06:22 AM
Internet connection at work goes in the pooper for a couple of days and I miss ALL the fun! :smt010

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 06:24 AM
We are here to please.:smt003





I didn't know you where the official welcoming committee. If you would you like I could loan youmy goat'sleopard bra and feathered boa! :smt005





No thanks. I have my own. Remember where I used to work.:smt003




a strip club? :-k



No smart ass I used to work at Victoria's Secret:smt003





Whatch out or Ice will take out her REVENGENCE on you :smt003

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 06:27 AM
Whatch out or Ice will take out her REVENGENCE on you :smt003



:smt046 Too funny! It's two words all rolled up into one. This is Cubonics. (Cuban version) :smt003

We might have to start a dictionary just to understand Ice :smt003

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 06:36 AM
Whatch out or Ice will take out her REVENGENCE on you :smt003



:smt046 Too funny! It's two words all rolled up into one. This is Cubonics. (Cuban version) :smt003

We might have to start a dictionary just to understand Ice :smt003



ohh I am just soo scared, let me run and hide in a cave or something ..... :goatlove1

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 07:17 AM
This is the first post I read after joining this site. I have to say that I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. :smt043 After reading this post I must say Ithink I'm going to enjoy my stay here..... Great job Pheonix!

Pat MaCrotch





Pat MaCrotch? Aren't you related to Phil McCracken?

cblalock
01-06-2005, 07:18 AM
This is the first post I read after
joining this site. I have to say that I was laughing so hard I almost
fell over. :smt043 After reading this post I must say Ithink I'm
going to enjoy my stay here..... Great job Pheonix!

Pat MaCrotch





Pat MaCrotch? Aren't you related to Phil McCracken?



I think he's Haywood's cousin actually.

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 07:35 AM
Ice, do letters come from Xbox live THAT fast? Less than 24 hours from when someone "complained" about you?If you do not hush, you might find this out!:smt002


BRING IT ON, VAMP! :smt027 :smt037

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 07:36 AM
Ice: I want you to know that I told him that he should not have done it. I said that it was mean and he was going to get into a lot of trouble. :smt001

As my grandmother used to say as I was growing up.....you must reap what you sew! :smt004 What goes around, comes around! :smt004 Everything has its own place and it will all work out for the best. :smt003



Diamond you and I need to talk:smt003



Give me a call anytime :smt003

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 07:48 AM
Ice: I want you to know that I told him that he should not have done it. I said that it was mean and he was going to get into a lot of trouble. :smt001

As my grandmother used to say as I was growing up.....you must reap what you sew! :smt004 What goes around, comes around! :smt004 Everything has its own place and it will all work out for the best. :smt003



Diamond you and I need to talk:smt003



After you talk to her call me and I'll tell you the truth :smt005

Don't let Ice fool you she is not as innocent as she seems.:smt018 I agree with you what goes around comes around, hence the letter from Xbox :smt003 :smt003



That is cool......we could have a conference call and join forces together to get the ultimate devil himself......VAMP!:smt003

P.S. Vamp: Still Love Ya :smt008

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 07:50 AM
Ice, do letters come from Xbox live THAT fast? Less than 24 hours from when someone "complained" about you?If you do not hush, you might find this out!:smt002


BRING IT ON, VAMP! :smt027 :smt037



Hey Mayhem.....Please don't encourage him....he just gets worse that way! :smt002

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 08:00 AM
I think he's Haywood's cousin actually.

I thought he was kin to Holden?

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 08:04 AM
That is cool......we could have a conference call and
join forces together to get the ultimate devil himself......VAMP!:smt003

P.S. Vamp: Still Love Ya :smt008Bring
it!!!! And you better be like you are on Enzyte!! Stepping
Large and Laughing Easy!!!:goatlove1 I will not be
punked!!! :smt065 RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 08:37 AM
That is cool......we could have a conference call and join forces together to get the ultimate devil himself......VAMP!:smt003

P.S. Vamp: Still Love Ya :smt008

Bring it!!!! And you better be like you are on Enzyte!! Stepping Large and Laughing Easy!!!:goatlove1 I will not be punked!!! :smt065 RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


Oh dear.....I think you have just challenged me! You better watch your back.

And never say never! Eventhose who think they are"the best" get what is coming to them! :smt036

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 08:53 AM
That is cool......we could have a conference call and join forces together to get the ultimate devil himself......VAMP!:smt003

P.S. Vamp: Still Love Ya :smt008

Bring it!!!! And you better be like you are on Enzyte!! Stepping Large and Laughing Easy!!!:goatlove1 I will not be punked!!! :smt065 RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


Oh dear.....I think you have just challenged me! You better watch your back.

And never say never! Eventhose who think they are"the best" get what is coming to them! :smt036



Go get him Diamond. I hear CB is handing out ideas like it was candy. I'm sure he can help you out with Vamp.

**Sidenote - Vamp I got your back, butif settingCB and Diamond up toconspire against you gets Ice and CB off my back...GO GET HIM DIAMOND:smt005 Just kidding Vamp.:smt058

:-kI wonder if we had known all that would come down the pipes with the Three Amigos (Ice, CB and Diamond)would we have still done the letter. HELL YA! :smt045 :smt005 :smt003 :smt002 :smt001

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 08:54 AM
That is
cool......we could have a conference call and join forces together to
get the ultimate devil himself......VAMP!:smt003

P.S. Vamp: Still Love Ya :smt008

Bring
it!!!! And you better be like you are on Enzyte!! Stepping
Large and Laughing Easy!!!:goatlove1 I will not be
punked!!! :smt065 RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


Oh dear.....I think you have just challenged me! You better watch your back.

And never say never! Eventhose who think they are"the best" get what is coming to them! :smt036



Sits back and chuckles...see I've noticed one thing...Vamp is coming
across that NO ONE at all could ever get him...hmmmm now Vampy you
should know better than to put a challenge out like that....then again
I think Vampy loves to be in the center of things ....

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 08:57 AM
Now look how quickly Phoenix turns her back on me!! :smt002
Just kidding, we have to remain strong. We are the Dynamic
Duo!!! Of course we are interviewing for positions to join and
create the unstoppable Evil Triumvirate!!



and I believe that would be a hearty HELL YES:smt045 to the question on would we have followed through with the prank!!!

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 09:05 AM
Now look how quickly Phoenix turns her back on me!!

Never Vamp - I got your back 200% I think we need to come up with a logo for the Dynamic Duo :smt005

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 09:29 AM
Now look how quickly Phoenix turns her back on me!! :smt002
Just kidding, we have to remain strong. We are the Dynamic
Duo!!! Of course we are interviewing for positions to join and
create the unstoppable Evil Triumvirate!!



and I believe that would be a hearty HELL YES:smt045 to the
question on would we have followed through with the prank!!!




Vamp I think you would be the one who would turn your back first if the
prank would be a good one...you just like to be in the center of the
fun....

cblalock
01-06-2005, 09:59 AM
Triumvirate!!




You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 10:32 AM
Triumvirate!!


You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Seeing as how Vamp uses SAT words to confuse me, I had to go look up what it meant :smt005 ... See number 3. Vampy is de man! :smt007

Main Entry: tri∑um∑vi∑rate </a>
Pronunciation:
Function: noun
1 : a body of triumvirs (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=triumvirs)
2 : the office or government of triumvirs (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=triumvirs)
3 : a group or association of three

Diamond you got Vamp a thesaurus for Christmas didn't you. He probably looked up the word trio and found triumvirate. J/K Much love Vamp :smt054

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 11:20 AM
<p class="MsoNormal">in ancient Rome,
ruling board or commission of three men. Triumvirates were common in the Roman
republic. The First Triumvirate was the alliance of <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Julius Caesar> , <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Pompey>
, and <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Marcus Licinius Crassus> formed in 60
BC This was not strictly a triumvirate, since the alliance had no official
sanction. The three men were able to control Rome, and the alliance aided Caesar's rise to
power by giving him the opportunity to pursue the Gallic Wars . The Second
Triumvirate was legally established as the tresviri rei publicae
constituendae [triumvirate for reestablishing the public welfare] in 43 BC
for five years; it was renewed in 37 BC The members were <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Octavian> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">( Augustus>
), Marc <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Antony> , and <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Marcus Aemilius Lepidus> (d. 13 BC). This group was granted
enormous power by the senate.



<b style=""><span style="color: red;">We will be a
group of three with Tremendous powers!! Powers of evil!!
Muhahahahhahaa!!! :goatlove1

>[/b]
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="color: red;">

>[/b]Never doubt my verbal and intellectual skills young Goat Lover!!! :smt008<span style="color: red;">

>

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 11:24 AM
boy did I get a lesson from this post.

cblalock
01-06-2005, 11:26 AM
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="color: red;">>[/b]Never doubt my verbal and intellectual skills young Goat Lover!!! :smt008<span style="color: red;">

>




Easy there Blacknut The Impotent Pirate, I was just making reference to a movie and your overusage of the word Triumvirate.

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 11:27 AM
<p class="MsoNormal">in ancient Rome,
ruling board or commission of three men. Triumvirates were common in the Roman
republic. The First Triumvirate was the alliance of <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Julius Caesar> , <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Pompey>
, and <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Marcus Licinius Crassus> formed in 60
BC This was not strictly a triumvirate, since the alliance had no official
sanction. The three men were able to control Rome, and the alliance aided Caesar's rise to
power by giving him the opportunity to pursue the Gallic Wars . The Second
Triumvirate was legally established as the tresviri rei publicae
constituendae [triumvirate for reestablishing the public welfare] in 43 BC
for five years; it was renewed in 37 BC The members were <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Octavian> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">( Augustus>
), Marc <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Antony> , and <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Marcus Aemilius Lepidus> (d. 13 BC). This group was granted
enormous power by the senate.



<b style=""><span style="color: red;">We will be a
group of three with Tremendous powers!! Powers of evil!!
Muhahahahhahaa!!! :goatlove1

>[/b]
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="color: red;">

>[/b]Never doubt my verbal and intellectual skills young Goat Lover!!! :smt008<span style="color: red;">

>




Wow I am impressed.....

tanner
01-06-2005, 11:29 AM
<SPAN style="COLOR: red">
</SPAN>

Easy there Blacknut The Impotent Pirate....


I just spit my coffee out! :smt005

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 11:32 AM
<span style="COLOR: red">
>

Easy there Blacknut The Impotent Pirate....

I just spit my coffee out! :smt005



Glad I'm not the only one!

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 11:34 AM
That post was <u>inconceivable</u>!

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 11:44 AM
<span style="color: red;">
>

Easy there Blacknut The Impotent Pirate....

I just spit my coffee out! :smt005



Glad I'm not the only one!



dam, below the belt CB................ well I guess it really was :sed1

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 11:45 AM
That post was <u>inconceivable</u>!

Pick me Pick me :smt006 I know this one!

cblalock
01-06-2005, 11:46 AM
dam, below the belt CB................ well I guess it really was :sed1





nothing's below the belt when it comes to vamp. hence the nickname.

MetalSiren
01-06-2005, 11:46 AM
dam, below the belt CB................ well I guess it really was :sed1





nothing's below the belt when it comes to vamp. hence the nickname.





dam, now thats some funny shit CB :smt005

Dean O
01-06-2005, 11:48 AM
dam, below the belt CB................ well I guess it really was :sed1


nothing's below the belt when it comes to vamp. hence the nickname.


dam, now thats some funny shit CB :smt005



Bravo CB bravo!

cblalock
01-06-2005, 11:51 AM
That post was <u>inconceivable</u>!

Pick me Pick me :smt006 I know this one!



As you wish milady.

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 11:56 AM
That post was <u>inconceivable</u>!

Pick me Pick me :smt006 I know this one!



As you wish milady.


:smt003 Great movie! :smt008

Phoenix1211
01-06-2005, 11:58 AM
Blacknut The Impotent Pirate


:smt005 I would like to say that made me giggle for twenty minutes, but you are picking on my partner...So Bad CB :smt018 :smt003

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 11:58 AM
That post was <u>inconceivable</u>!

Pick me Pick me :smt006 I know this one!



As you wish milady.


:smt003 Great movie! :smt008I was wondering who was going to get that comment, besides CB of course. (Princess Bride - for the uninformed)

Vampire 33
01-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Blacknut The Impotent Pirate


:smt005
I would like to say that made me giggle for twenty minutes, but you are
picking on my partner...So Bad CB :smt018 :smt003If I am
going to be imPOTENT, then I should dress to look imPOTENT!! VIP
coming through!! wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002

cblalock
01-06-2005, 12:09 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002





It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 12:11 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002


It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.



Shooting blanks, anyone?

Dean O
01-06-2005, 12:22 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002


It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.




Now that this has come to light, do you think Vampy's following might shirnk, shrivel, dwindle, and my personal fav. peter out?

cblalock
01-06-2005, 12:29 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002


It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.




Now that this has come to light, do you think Vampy's following might shirnk, shrivel, dwindle, and my personal fav. peter out?



His fan base will now go flaccid.

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 12:49 PM
<p class="MsoNormal">in ancient Rome, ruling board or commission of three men. Triumvirates were common in the Roman republic. The First Triumvirate was the alliance of <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Julius Caesar> , <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Pompey> , and <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Marcus Licinius Crassus> formed in 60 BC This was not strictly a triumvirate, since the alliance had no official sanction. The three men were able to control Rome, and the alliance aided Caesar's rise to power by giving him the opportunity to pursue the Gallic Wars . The Second Triumvirate was legally established as the tresviri rei publicae constituendae [triumvirate for reestablishing the public welfare] in 43 BC for five years; it was renewed in 37 BC The members were <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Octavian> <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">( Augustus> ), Marc <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Antony> , and <span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">Marcus Aemilius Lepidus> (d. 13 BC). This group was granted enormous power by the senate.

<span style="COLOR: red">We will be a group of three with Tremendous powers!! Powers of evil!! Muhahahahhahaa!!! :goatlove1
> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: red">
>Never doubt my verbal and intellectual skills young Goat Lover!!! :smt008<span style="COLOR: red">
>



I have always told you that you were a GEEKY JOCK!But know I just think you are a GEEK!!! :smt007

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 12:56 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002


It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.



Shooting blanks, anyone?



Hi....where was your blanks 13 years ago! oh.....maybe this is just a recent thing that has happened to you. :smt003

IcePrincess625
01-06-2005, 02:01 PM
wait, what does impotent mean???:smt002


It means your a lot like Barney Fife. You have a gun, but no bullets.



Shooting blanks, anyone?



Hi....where was your blanks 13 years ago! oh.....maybe this is just a recent thing that has happened to you. :smt003



#-o

Vampy,

Are you sure it's a good idea to have Diamond as a member of the forum?

:smt002

I do.:smt003

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 02:55 PM
I have always told you that you were a GEEKY JOCK!But know I just think you are a GEEK!!! :smt007
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Poor Vamp :smt056 :smt005</DIV>

Anonymous
01-06-2005, 08:06 PM
I have always told you that you were a GEEKY JOCK!But know I just think you are a GEEK!!! :smt007
<div></div>
<div>Poor Vamp :smt056 :smt005</div>



See Diamond I always called him a Geek with his "special pocket
protector" and he swore up and down that even you called him a Geeky
Jock....hmmmm now if you call him a straight up Geek....i think we all
getting the a better picture...



And Ice, I can't agree more, its wonderful the Diamond has joined the forums, now she can see what dear vampy been up to

Anonymous
01-07-2005, 07:56 AM
Now look how quickly Phoenix turns her back on me!! :smt002 Just kidding, we have to remain strong. We are the Dynamic Duo!!! Of course we are interviewing for positions to join and create the unstoppable Evil Triumvirate!!



Add two more and you could have a pentavirate, perhaps you could include the Colonel and his wee beady eyes...

I'm a loser.

tanner
01-07-2005, 09:05 AM
Add two more and you could have a pentavirate, perhaps you could include the Colonel and his wee beady eyes...


I'm a loser.





Eat my Chicken!


That is such a great movie!

Anonymous
01-07-2005, 02:02 PM
Add two more and you could have a pentavirate, perhaps you could include the Colonel and his wee beady eyes...

I'm a loser.



Eat my Chicken!

That is such a great movie!

I thought I was the only person that watched that movie!

Anonymous
01-07-2005, 02:07 PM
<font size="1">My assessment of the situation is that most of you freaking people are all mentally unstable and yes, you Vampy aka:"<font color="#ff1493">Daddy Love"</font> are the ring leader of this three-ring circus. :smt026</font>

Anonymous
01-07-2005, 02:11 PM
<FONT size=1>Vampy aka:"<FONT color=#ff1493>Daddy Love"</FONT> </FONT>





I liked CB's "Blacknut, the impotent pirate" better :smt003

Anonymous
01-07-2005, 02:42 PM
<font size="1">more like "no nut"</font>

devilnull
01-07-2005, 06:07 PM
Hmm... that's QUALITY, Nix!! :smt003

Judobum
01-10-2005, 02:11 AM
Apparently I missed a lot skipping from page 2 to here. That was some funny shit though Nix! Beware though, payback is a bitch (no offence Ice) :smt004.