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cblalock
01-17-2005, 08:54 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan. Know he wants back into GOAT. Phoenix and I are campaigning that Vampire must now stand alone. He will no longer be able to sweet talk his way out of the dog house. DO NOT let him join your clans in any game. If you are the leader of a clan he is in in H2, GR2 or anything else, boot him now. He is a cancer to your group and will cause nothing but trouble.

Porphyria Plan
01-17-2005, 08:57 AM
First thing I thought when I saw this title...

no shit...

:smt003

Circ
01-17-2005, 08:57 AM
That all depends on which way his door swings... crunchy or creamy?

iGot Issues
01-17-2005, 08:58 AM
Damn Vamp, what the hell did you do? Viva La France, Vamp.

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:01 AM
Let this serve as a warning to all clan members...

Don't trust Vamp - he smooth talked his way into our PBT, then once he used us he was out like a flash :smt003. Then for the chance to get back with the GOATS he denied his very creamy essence. He'll say what ever you want to hear! Stop the maddness before it's too late! :goatlove1

cblalock
01-17-2005, 09:02 AM
he was out like a flash :smt003.

Surprised he lasted that long.

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:02 AM
he was out like a flash :smt003.

Surprised he lasted that long.

Actually we hardly noticed he was there :smt005

Vampire 33
01-17-2005, 09:03 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

cblalock
01-17-2005, 09:04 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

I order you to change your avatar now. You are unworthy. No more using that goatlove smiley either.

iGot Issues
01-17-2005, 09:06 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

I order you to change your avatar now. You are unworthy. No more using that goatlove smiley either.

I thought that was a Vag shot, my bad.

Vampire 33
01-17-2005, 09:07 AM
I order you to change your avatar now. You are unworthy. No more using that goatlove smiley either.How can I put this in the best image.. aaahhemmmm... Blow me! :smt002 :goatlove1

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:07 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

Ambassadors don't leave making you feel used :smt018 :smt022

cblalock
01-17-2005, 09:08 AM
I order you to change your avatar now. You are unworthy. No more using that goatlove smiley either.How can I put this in the best image.. aaahhemmmm... Blow me! :smt002 :goatlove1

Its exactly this kind of attitude I'm trying to warn the other clan leaders about.

Vampire 33
01-17-2005, 09:13 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

Ambassadors don't leave making you feel used :smt018 :smt022 Ambassadors will visit many areas and return when desired and needed. You want me don't ya! :smt002 :smt008

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:16 AM
Blasphemy!!! I am the great ambassador. I am able to traverse many groups in order to help promote harmony to the AGE universe. :goatlove1

Ambassadors don't leave making you feel used :smt018 :smt022 Ambassadors will visit many areas and return when desired and needed. You want me don't ya! :smt002 :smt008

Perhaps another visit is required :smt008

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:20 AM
Attention "GOAT","PBT" and others;
You know, I can totally understand him wanting to explore other avenues. There were no incintives or fringe benefits for being in those mediocre clans. I cant see myself being in a clan with no reach-arounds or any kind of gratification. Vampy, your always welcome in the "AFRO" clan. (For you FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP)

Membership Includes:
Daily Reach Arounds
Unlimited Peanut Butter (your choice, Creamy or Chunky)
Two "Goats" per week for the taking
One Twista Bra (your choice of size and color)
Two perky boobies (your choice of size)
Unlimited use of all facilities

Anyone Int. please inquire within.

Thank you,
Rogar 1104
Operations Manager

cblalock
01-17-2005, 09:21 AM
Is there a minimum hair requirement for the AFRO clan?

iGot Issues
01-17-2005, 09:24 AM
Ro what up, am I down with the Afro Clan, that doesn't even sound right but neither do I. Hook a brotha up.

Vampire 33
01-17-2005, 09:25 AM
I was the best thing GOAT ever had!! I recruited more peeps and even got the token Queer (Hurt) into GOAT, in order to satisfy the quota! Without me, GOAT will dwindle and die!!! LL Vampy has spoken!!

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:25 AM
Hair not required!!
Issues. Done deal
CB Int? (Vampy is the CEO) He has all final decisions on membership

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:26 AM
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One Twister Bra (your choice of size)


I'm sorry but the Twister bra has been copyrighted and you will have to speak to our Manager (Dean O) to be able to use it in your clan. Transfer of monies will be required.

As far as inferior clans...seeing as you are not a member of PBT, you don't know the fringe benifits supplied to it's members.

cblalock
01-17-2005, 09:27 AM
I was the best thing GOAT ever had!! I recruited more peeps and even got the token Queer (Hurt) into GOAT, in order to satisfy the quota!

You're touting that as a success? You are a sad little man.

Roro, i'll take your offer into consideration.

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:28 AM
Vampy does this tease your tastebuds.
Hows that for the "POWER"

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:29 AM
1. I'll choke your Manager with the "Twista Bra" How's that for success.
2. CB, V-P hasn't been filled yet.
3. Your benefits couldn't possibly surpass the PBT clans "Twista Bra".(Each AFRO member receives one)Their choice of color and size!!!! :goatlove1

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:33 AM
I'll choke your Manager with the "Twista Bra" How's that for success.
CB, V-P hasn't been filled yet.

Don't be threatening our manager. What kind of misinformed, demented and violent clan are you running? :smt003

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:34 AM
Welcome Newest Member to "AFRO"

Mr."I GOT Issues" Esq.

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:38 AM
Phoenix, like I said "If you aint down with the Fro, then bitch you gots to go!!!!"
Oh by the way, Ruthless and horny!!!!!!!!!:goatlove1

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 09:44 AM
Phoenix, like I said "If you aint down with the Fro, then bitch you gots to go!!!!"
Oh by the way, Ruthless and horny!!!!!!!!!:goatlove1

:smt010 I'm telling Ice on you :smt012 :smt005

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 09:46 AM
Ohhh, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!

Palamino
01-17-2005, 10:18 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan.

I was there when it happenned, and I called out the traitorist bastage on the spot. I'm so distraught, I am thinking of letting my hair grow out...

IcePrincess625
01-17-2005, 10:26 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan.

I was there when it happenned, and I called out the traitorist bastage on the spot. I'm so distraught, I am thinking of letting my hair grow out...

that's his way of saying that he wants to be part of AFRO:smt003

StrongBad11
01-17-2005, 10:28 AM
I was the best thing GOAT ever had!! I recruited more peeps and even got the token Queer (Hurt) into GOAT, in order to satisfy the quota! Without me, GOAT will dwindle and die!!! LL Vampy has spoken!!

Isn't it true that you tried to recruit such gamers as "Lord Tren" and "BucakiBob"? Didn't you bet against GOAT on multiple instances? Didn't you buy a Madonna CD last week? Beware of this man, I'm not sure he cares about you clan, your counry or your family. :smt003

Palamino
01-17-2005, 10:30 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan.

I was there when it happenned, and I called out the traitorist bastage on the spot. I'm so distraught, I am thinking of letting my hair grow out...

that's his way of saying that he wants to be part of AFRO:smt003
Well, it's not safe to be the only other GOAT in the room with CB...:-s

Anonymous
01-17-2005, 10:35 AM
There is somethng inherently WRONG with this entire thread. I just can't quite put my finger on it.....(nor am I certain that I WANT to)

Vampire 33
01-17-2005, 10:43 AM
There is somethng inherently WRONG with this entire thread. I just can't quite put my finger on it.....(nor am I certain that I WANT to)It is the "DIRTY" part!! I am not dirty!!! I resent that! Whore ...Yes, Dirty... NO!!! :goatlove1

Phoenix1211
01-17-2005, 11:20 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan.

I was there when it happenned, and I called out the traitorist bastage on the spot. I'm so distraught, I am thinking of letting my hair grow out...

Palamino, I laughed for about twenty minutes when I saw your avatar. :smt005 Too funny! :smt003

Palamino
01-17-2005, 11:27 AM
He has switched from the GOAT clan in BA to the PBT (Peanut Butter Twins) clan.

I was there when it happenned, and I called out the traitorist bastage on the spot. I'm so distraught, I am thinking of letting my hair grow out...

Palamino, I laughed for about twenty minutes when I saw your avatar. :smt005 Too funny! :smt003

Much love, phoenix. Much love. :smt050

ZenReaper
01-17-2005, 12:04 PM
You people are as nutty as a jar of Chunky PB and that ain't right.

So, ah, Nix... what benefits?

Moefugger
01-18-2005, 08:35 AM
You people are as nutty as a jar of Chunky PB and that ain't right.

So, ah, Nix... what benefits?

They are nuttier than squirell turds. :smt005

IcePrincess625
01-18-2005, 08:41 AM
You people are as nutty as a jar of Chunky PB and that ain't right.

So, ah, Nix... what benefits?

Zen how about a little of :goatlove1 and then some of :smt016.
Cb has been Subcontracted to help us to fulfill our benfit needs.

Anonymous
01-20-2005, 06:31 AM
There is somethng inherently WRONG with this entire thread. I just can't quite put my finger on it.....(nor am I certain that I WANT to)It is the "DIRTY" part!! I am not dirty!!! I resent that! Whore ...Yes, Dirty... NO!!! :goatlove1

I can definitely say that you have spoke the truth Vamp....for once you have spoke the truth!!! :smt002

CB, I will give you credit for the Whore part and even agree with you on that one! However, he is not Dirty! Can't agree on that. :smt003

Recap for everyone: Vamp a Whore.....YES!!! :smt023 Vamp Dirty....NO!!! :smt018

Much Love Vamp! :smt050

Vampire 33
01-20-2005, 06:49 AM
Told you guys so!!!! :goatlove1

Wyvern13
01-20-2005, 06:59 AM
So Vamp, how much do you charge? How much to dress up as a cheerleader? :-k :goatlove1

Glad to hear that you aren't dirty. But can you talk dirty?

OLEerror
01-20-2005, 07:01 AM
The clean ones don't work hard enough.

iGot Issues
01-20-2005, 07:21 AM
Diamond is the PIMP, Vamp is the Whore, I smell sitcom.

IcePrincess625
01-20-2005, 07:32 AM
Glad to hear that you aren't dirty. But can you talk dirty?

If Vamp can't we all know that Nix is willing and able to talk dirty.:smt003