Anonymous
05-20-2005, 02:09 AM
Ok, I had a few problems with the movie, so here goes:
1. I really really hoped that either Anakin would pick the name Darth Vader or Palpatine would give it to him and it have some meaning. But it didn't have the impact I thought it should have. It was just like: your name is Darth Vader. Congrats, go kill some jedi.
2. Chewbacca and the Wookiees were not in it as much as was hyped (and hoped for). That could have been a pivotal battle in the movie, instead, they had about 10- 20 mins of screen time.
3. Padme says in the beginning when Anakin comes back from rescuing Palpatine that he's been gone so long, it felt like forever (or something to that effect), then announces she's pregnant and is not showing at all! 20 mins later, she's starting to show. It seems from their discussion that he's been gone too long for her just now to find out she's pregnant and not show.
4. Grievous was too easy to kill. The thing had 4 arms all with lightsabers! Obi-Wan took him on alone, disarmed 2 arms in 5 mins, had him with no lightsabers 5 mins later. If anyone's seen the clone wars cartoon, they saw Grievous take on 5 Jedi at once and whoop their asses without pushing himself much...which brings me to:
5. Those Jedi Grievous killed in the Clone Wars cartoon were back in Ep. 3. If you're going to allow someone to use your characters in a middle story to what you're doing, please, George, have some continuity!
I'll probably get attacked by all you SW fans, but I wanted to put my thoughts down. It was much better than the crap that was Ep. 1 and an improvement over Ep. 2, but I think all three movies could never be the OT and they'll always be a little childish and over the top for me. The dialogue, the humor, the characters. It just never seemed true to the originals. It's not that I didn't like it, there was a lot I DID like. I think it was just not what I built it up to be in my head. A lot of stuff was set up, and now I'm gonna go watch A New Hope.
But what do I know?
1. I really really hoped that either Anakin would pick the name Darth Vader or Palpatine would give it to him and it have some meaning. But it didn't have the impact I thought it should have. It was just like: your name is Darth Vader. Congrats, go kill some jedi.
2. Chewbacca and the Wookiees were not in it as much as was hyped (and hoped for). That could have been a pivotal battle in the movie, instead, they had about 10- 20 mins of screen time.
3. Padme says in the beginning when Anakin comes back from rescuing Palpatine that he's been gone so long, it felt like forever (or something to that effect), then announces she's pregnant and is not showing at all! 20 mins later, she's starting to show. It seems from their discussion that he's been gone too long for her just now to find out she's pregnant and not show.
4. Grievous was too easy to kill. The thing had 4 arms all with lightsabers! Obi-Wan took him on alone, disarmed 2 arms in 5 mins, had him with no lightsabers 5 mins later. If anyone's seen the clone wars cartoon, they saw Grievous take on 5 Jedi at once and whoop their asses without pushing himself much...which brings me to:
5. Those Jedi Grievous killed in the Clone Wars cartoon were back in Ep. 3. If you're going to allow someone to use your characters in a middle story to what you're doing, please, George, have some continuity!
I'll probably get attacked by all you SW fans, but I wanted to put my thoughts down. It was much better than the crap that was Ep. 1 and an improvement over Ep. 2, but I think all three movies could never be the OT and they'll always be a little childish and over the top for me. The dialogue, the humor, the characters. It just never seemed true to the originals. It's not that I didn't like it, there was a lot I DID like. I think it was just not what I built it up to be in my head. A lot of stuff was set up, and now I'm gonna go watch A New Hope.
But what do I know?